FAQ

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The calendar

What's inside The Naughty List?

12 thongs, one behind each numbered drawer, in a mix of festive styles: lace (red with a bow, black, cream, green and pink), red velvet trimmed with faux fur, candy stripes and black mesh with gold stars.

Is it a good gift?

It's made for gifting: a burgundy-and-gold house-shaped box with a ribbon tie, no wrapping needed.

Sizes

How do I choose my size?

Check our size guide and compare your waist and hip measurements. All 12 thongs in a calendar come in the size you choose: S, M, L, XL or XXL. Between two sizes? Go one size up.

Can I order calendars in different sizes?

Yes. When you choose 2 or 3 calendars, you pick a size for each one.

Prices

Do you offer bundle prices?

Yes. Buy 2 calendars and save $19.99, or 3 calendars and save $49.98 (US prices). The bundle discount is applied automatically at checkout.

Shipping

How long does delivery take?

Orders ship within 24 hours and usually arrive in 10–15 days. Shipping is free on every order.

When should I order for the countdown?

Order by November 29 to have it before the 12-day countdown starts on December 14, or by December 9 to have it before Christmas.

How do I track my order?

As soon as your order ships, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking information.

Returns

Can I return my calendar?

Unopened calendars can be returned within 30 days of delivery. For hygiene reasons, worn underwear can't be returned. See our returns page.

What if something arrives damaged?

Send us a photo through our contact page and we'll replace the damaged piece for free.

Payment

Is checkout secure?

Yes. Payments are processed through Shopify's encrypted checkout. We never see or store your card details.