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The advent calendar your girlfriend will look forward to every day

Chocolate is gone in a second. The Naughty List gives her something to open every day for the 12 days before Christmas: a festive thong behind each numbered drawer, from red lace with a bow to velvet trimmed with faux fur.

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What she'll find inside

  • 12 thongs, one behind each numbered drawer
  • Lace in red with a bow, black, cream, green and pink
  • Red velvet trimmed with faux fur, candy stripes, and black mesh with gold stars
  • A burgundy-and-gold house-shaped box with a ribbon tie, ready to give

How to get her size right

All 12 thongs come in one size: S, M, L, XL or XXL. Check the tag on underwear she already wears, or compare her waist and hip measurements with our size guide. Between two sizes? Go one size up.

When to give it

The 12 drawers cover the 12 days before Christmas, so give it to her before the countdown starts. It's a pre-order: calendars ship from late November, in the order they were placed, with free tracked shipping. Your shipping date and tracking number are emailed to you.

Why it makes a good gift

  • It lasts 12 days, not one evening
  • It's playful, not explicit
  • No wrapping needed: the box is the gift wrap
  • Not sure about the size? Unopened calendars can be returned within 30 days of delivery (see returns)

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