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A naughty Christmas gift for your wife

Looking for a Christmas gift for your wife that isn't another candle? The Naughty List is an advent calendar with 12 thongs in her size, one behind each numbered drawer. A little surprise every day for the 12 days before Christmas.

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A countdown you can share

Make it your own tradition: she opens one drawer a day, from the first lace thong to the last velvet one on Christmas Eve. It's cheeky, it's fun, and it lasts all the way to Christmas.

What's inside

  • 12 thongs: lace (red with a bow, black, cream, green and pink), red velvet trimmed with faux fur, candy stripes, and black mesh with gold stars
  • All 12 in the size you choose: S, M, L, XL or XXL
  • A gift-ready burgundy-and-gold house box with a ribbon tie

Choosing her size

Look at the size on underwear she already wears, or compare her waist and hip measurements with our size guide. Between two sizes? Pick the larger one.

One for her, one for her best friend

You can order 2 or 3 calendars and choose a different size for each one. The bundle discount is applied automatically at checkout.

Shipping

It's a pre-order: calendars ship from late November, in the order they were placed, with free tracked shipping. Your shipping date and tracking number are emailed to you. Changed your mind before it ships? Contact us for a full refund.

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Get on the Naughty List

Restock alerts, new drops and the occasional cheeky surprise.